Friday, January 28, 2011

99 Random Questions

I got bored at work and I found these random questions online and thought I'd answered them... took me a few days to finish them but here they be's!


  1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
There are no books in my cubicle!
  1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My Timmy’s Coffee!!! Yumm!!
  1. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
I was bored out of my stupid tree at work!
  1. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
American Idol! It so sucks this year! Although Steven Tyler does say some pretty funny things.
  1. Without looking, guess what time it is
I’m going to go with almost smoke break time ( 3:00pm)
  1. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Damn its only 2:31 pm
  1. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My music playing on my ipod, and my fan running, and some ppl typing!
  1. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
That would have been at smoke break, and I was smoking lol! and talking about random things that happened in gym classes in high school!
  1. Did you dream last night?
I don’t believe I did
  1. Do you remember your dreams?
Usually I do remember them.
  1. When did you last laugh?
About 5 seconds ago
  1. Do you remember why / at what?
Yeah it was at am email that Sherry sent me! And I not going to disclose what it was about as it was work related!!!
  1. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
I am not in a room I am in my cubicle and there are a lot of things on my walls!! I have unit number lists and pictures and a calendar and this weeks batch number, and random odd things that I keep for random reasons, and most importantly an OILERS logo!!!
  1. Seen anything weird lately?
Lol I see a lot of weird things if you new me you’d understand the pointlessness of that question!
  1. What do you think of this quiz?
I think that it is a good way to look busy while at work and not wanting to work! Lol I such a good employee!!
  1. What is the last film you saw?
That would be No Strings Attached and it was friggin awesome!!!
  1. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I would like to stay where I am just maybe out in the country on a nice acreage or something.
  1. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A lot of things.. I’d first off pay off my student loan and any other debt that I have. Then I would buy a house, a truck, a few cars, pay off my moms mortgage, and buy her a new vehicle, and start a college fund for my little sister, help out my brothers with there debt, and donate to charity, I would quit my job and travel for like a year, and then I when I was done with that I would find a nice part time job that I enjoy and go on with life like normal!!
  1. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
That I still suffer from depression
  1. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I have no idea there is so much wrong with the world I wouldn’t know where to start
  1. Do you like to dance?
What no one is watching or I am completely fucking shmammered as hell
  1. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah I think it would be a very interesting and educational experience!
  1. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
I don’t think so I don’t feel the need to figure it out.
  1. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My MOM!!!!
  1. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Paranormal Activity 2, and Saw 7
  1. Last time you swam in a pool?
A very long time ago, probably a few years
  1. Type of music you like most?
I love everything I don’t have a specific genre that I like most it usually depends on my mood as to what I listen to
  1. Type of music you dislike most?
Gospel or opera, or anything like that I just can’t stand it!
  1. Are you listening to music right now?
Yup I sure is!!!
  1. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Boring beige
  1. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I really has no idea… ummm maybe put in a giant bathtub??
  1. What was the last thing you bought?
Timmy’s coffee!!!!!!!!
  1. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yes well it was a dirtbike and I fell off and burnt my leg so not fun! So I shall never ride one again.
  1. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yes!! Sky diving would be so EPIC!!!!!!
  1. Do you have a garden?
Nope but I have 2 plants that I have actually kept alive! (gasps and shock should be inserted here!!)

  1. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes of course I do!! Who the hell doesn’t know the hell doesn’t know the words to their nation anthem!!!
  1. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Have a smoke then go to the bathroom! Lol yeah very exciting eh!
  1. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
I have no idea! That’s a hard question and I don’t like hard question so I not answering!!!
  1. Who sent the last text message you received?
Super Sammy!! She drinking right now! Lol lucky bitch!
  1. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Lol probably IKEA
  1. What time is bed time?
Lol its whenever I decide it to be!!
  1. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nope and I wouldn’t want to be.
  1. How many tattoos do you have?
I has 4 of them and they are epic!
  1. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Have some and I want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1. What did you do for your last birthday?
Got fucking shmammered as hell!!! Was good times!
  1. Do you carry a donor card?
Nope I don’t believe I do I should look into getting one of them.
  1. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Actually sat down and ate an actual supper that would be my mom and little sister!!
  1. Is the glass half empty or half full?
That depends on what is in the glass!!
  1. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Orlando Florida
  1. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
During the summer when I stole some from my moms garden lol! Ssshhh don’t tell her!!
  1. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes I have won a few, and a lot of medals!
  1. Are you a good cook?
Depends on what I cooking and I think I am most of the time!
  1. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yeah! Who doesn’t know how to do that???
  1. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
I really don’t know probably someone from history but I can’t decide on who.
  1. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
No thank god!
  1. Do you touch-type?
What does that mean even?
  1. What's under your bed?
A floor and maybe a book or 2.
  1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope not even a little bit!
  1. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Hockey! Lol watching the all star game draft!
  1. Where were you on Valentine's day?
No idea don’t remember that far back.
  1. What time do you get up?
When I work I get up at 7am and when I don’t work I get up whenever I want to!
  1. What was the name of your first pet?
Spike he was a good dog always bit my brother on the ass lol!!!
  1. Who is the second to last person to call you?
My brother chris! I misses him… he should live closer to me!
  1. Is there anything going on this weekend?
Yup gonna chill with my peeps play some video games, watch the all star skills and game, and just have fun!!
  1. How are you feeling right now?
I feel fucking fantastical!!!
  1. What do you think about the most?
Random shit!!
  1. What time do you get up in the morning?
I think I already answered this question!
  1. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I would try not to tell ppl at all about it.
  1. Who would you tell first?
My mom!
  1. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
No Strings Attached!
  1. Do you sing in the shower?
Lol yeah when no one is home!
  1. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I already answered this one IKEA
  1. What do you do most when you are bored?
Search random things online!!
  1. What do you do for a living?
Payroll for an oilfield company
  1. Do you love your job?
Nope not really!
  1. What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be an Olympic figure skater!
  1. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
I has absolutely no idea at all!!
  1. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg!! Why? Cuz I said so!!!
  1. How many keys on your key ring?
Lol a lot! Ok there is like 7 I think I not going to go look I lazy!
  1. Where would you retire to?
I donno probably close to home!!
  1. What kind of car do you drive?
I drive a 2009 chevy aveo! Woot for me and finally having a new car!
  1. What are your best physical features?
I donno I don’t like any of them really
  1. What are your best characteristics?
My random sense of humor, good listener…. Ummm that’s all I can think of.
  1. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Egypt is on the top of my list!
  1. What kind of books do you like to read?
Horror, mystery, supernatural, fantasy, sci-fi… that kind of thing
  1. Where would you want to retire to?
Already told you pay attention already to what u have asked me!!
  1. What is your favorite time of the day?
Right after work, and then just before bed!
  1. Where did you grow up?
In small towns and there is no better place to grow up!
  1. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Around 2 hours I think
  1. What are you reading now?
The shining by Stephen King
  1. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Totally a night owl!
  1. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope don’t believe I can... nope sure can’t!
  1. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yup I talented like that!
  1. Do you have pets?
Nope but I want a kitty!
  1. How many rings before you answer the phone?
Depends on how fast I can get to my phone.
  1. What is your best childhood memory?
Any memory of spending time at my grandparents farm.. I miss it so much!!
  1. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Convenience store clerk, hotel front desk, pizza chef.
  1. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
The last player picked for the all star draft got a damn car like WTF!!!
  1. What is most important in life?
To have fun and enjoy the time that you are givin!


Later Dayz :)

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